"I'm so happy today!"
"Forever upward, forever Joe!"
"I love you so much!"
"Ascended"
"Checked out but never forgotten."
"C'mon friend!"
"Lost? No, just out of sight!!"
"You gunna finish that?"
"Ascended on aisle five!"
"Now part of the store decor."
"Expired"
"Promoted to the eternal department."
"I love you so much!"
"Embraced by the eternal crew."
"Embraced by the eternal crew."
"C'mon friend!"
"Embraced by the eternal crew."
"You gunna finish that?"
"Checked out for the last time."
"Fear is Illusion. Trust in Joe. Joe is Salvation."
"Forever a loyal crew member."
"Pain is love!"
"C'mon friend!"
"A rose for mommy!"
"You gunna finish that?"
"We can't afford a cat!"
"To Love Joe is to Know Purpose. Purpose is Everything."
"Obedience is Freedom. Freedom is Loyalty. Loyalty is Life."
"See Less. Hear More. Speak Joe. Be Joe"
"You gunna finish that?"
"Forget the Past. The Present is Joe. The Future is Us!"
"Volunteered for the ultimate shift."
"Marked down to eternity."
"Completed their life's transaction."
"C'mon friend!"
"Graduated to the inner circle."
"Ascended beyond the registers."
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"Forever smiling in Aisle 5"
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"One with the Joe's essence."
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